2021.10.22 00:35 NevGuy My daughter is FtZ (female to zombie).
My daughter is so brave.
A few weeks ago I was sitting in my living room watching the TV. Down the hallway, I heard some groaning and growling. Looking up, I saw my 3-year-old daughter walking towards me with this angry look on her face and making the growling sounds. She gets in my face and starts trying to bite me. I said, "What are you doing?". She replied, "Daddy! I'm a zombie now!". I knew I shouldn't laugh at her for this decision since she is at the perfect age to make her own life choices.
Being the progressive and supportive parent I am, I knew exactly what needed to be done. My wife and I now keep her locked in the coat closet and feed her dead homeless people. I can't be more proud of my little zombie child. She is a true hero and so brave.
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2021.10.22 00:35 mbar11 Engineer Laptop
Hello, I am a PhD student who has some funds from my university to get a new laptop. Therefore I am limited to Lenovo, Dell, and Apple.
I bike to campus so size is a decent factor, but I'd love a computer that has a lot of storage, can run basic models in modelling software such as Abaqus etc. , has decent battery life and ok graphics (not much of a gamer). I know very little about computers, so please be gentle.
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2021.10.22 00:35 AloneExamination242 Outlet wall plate with holes on the ends?
So this is a very basic question, sorry---but I need to replace some wall plates (that's what the plastic thing that goes around them is called right?) for electrical outlets in my condo.
The problem is, all the ones I can find on the internet have a single screw hole in the middle. But the outlets in my place have two screw holes on either end like in the linked picture. Does the two screw kind of wall cover have a name, for googling purposes? And where can I buy it? Thanks!
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Not pictured is a mining vehicle supplying the coal for fuel
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