My daughter is FtZ (female to zombie).

2021.10.22 00:35 NevGuy My daughter is FtZ (female to zombie).

My daughter is so brave.
A few weeks ago I was sitting in my living room watching the TV. Down the hallway, I heard some groaning and growling. Looking up, I saw my 3-year-old daughter walking towards me with this angry look on her face and making the growling sounds. She gets in my face and starts trying to bite me. I said, "What are you doing?". She replied, "Daddy! I'm a zombie now!". I knew I shouldn't laugh at her for this decision since she is at the perfect age to make her own life choices.
Being the progressive and supportive parent I am, I knew exactly what needed to be done. My wife and I now keep her locked in the coat closet and feed her dead homeless people. I can't be more proud of my little zombie child. She is a true hero and so brave.
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2021.10.22 00:35 bleedinghero Can you wipe skyrim of all npc's?

I wanted to know if you can. Can you kill every npc? I know you will need mods but is it possible to wipe out everything in skyrim?
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2021.10.22 00:35 Gashunter710 Sonoran roots London pound cake, smells & looks really good but doesn’t have the punch I was expecting, all in all I think I still prefer Mojave & then aeriz, any other recommendations?

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2021.10.22 00:35 Smashboy_2 Looking for modded vehicles

I have no clue on how to get modded vehicles or how to give/receive them, a bit low on cash and was wondering if anyone could give me a few?
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2021.10.22 00:35 mbar11 Engineer Laptop

Hello, I am a PhD student who has some funds from my university to get a new laptop. Therefore I am limited to Lenovo, Dell, and Apple.
I bike to campus so size is a decent factor, but I'd love a computer that has a lot of storage, can run basic models in modelling software such as Abaqus etc. , has decent battery life and ok graphics (not much of a gamer). I know very little about computers, so please be gentle.

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2021.10.22 00:35 PlinyToTrajan Professor and Former Secretary of Labor *Robert Reich* on the Alleged "Labor Shortage"

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2021.10.22 00:35 Expert_Day_7580 REE AUTO STOCK PLEASE HELP

I feel very stupid. I have 19 calls that are due Feb 15, 4 months. 6.00 Strike. 6600.00. I have loss 51% 3500.00. What should I do. Any advice would greatly appreciated. I am very upset. Thank You
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2021.10.22 00:35 AloneExamination242 Outlet wall plate with holes on the ends?

So this is a very basic question, sorry---but I need to replace some wall plates (that's what the plastic thing that goes around them is called right?) for electrical outlets in my condo.
The problem is, all the ones I can find on the internet have a single screw hole in the middle. But the outlets in my place have two screw holes on either end like in the linked picture. Does the two screw kind of wall cover have a name, for googling purposes? And where can I buy it? Thanks!
https://imgur.com/a/gjrO72k
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2021.10.22 00:35 Gold860 What guns are underrated this season?

For me: Peacekeeper, S36, HS0405, Hades
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Starting base for Space Exploration
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